Don Felinos
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods;
they have not forgotten this.
Sir Doge
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
Mr. Paw
Men look like pandas when they try and put make-up on.
Mr. Frogger
We are born princes and the civilizing process makes us frogs.
Howler
A man might befriend a wolf, even break a wolf, but no man could truly tame a wolf.
Budgie Boss
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly.
James Rabbit
Those guards are going to be all sorts of pissed when they find out they've been following a bunny rabbit.
Mr. Crab
You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
Snake
The world of men is dreaming, it has gone mad in its sleep, and a snake is strangling it, but it can't wake up.
The G.O.A.T.
Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.
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